Spit-Shine and Hammer Time!
is cookie a girl? Cookie might be having babies then.

totally-an-autobot-clone:

spitshineandhammertime:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

"Seven hundred?  Or just seven?"

Jigsaw is prancing alongside them.  As far as he’s concerned this is his ship.

Just seven! Did Trauma give you the kitty? He gave me one, too!

Wow.  He hasn’t met anyone this young in … He’s NEVER met anyone this young. 

"Oh, you know Trauma?  I used to live on his ship.  Yes, that’s right, the kitten’s from him.  He likes to chase bolts across the floor."

*Clearly he needs to meet Impact’s friend Bevel. She isn’t even a year old yet.*

I like Trauma! He’s really nice! Do you know Knockdown, too? Did you do doctor stuff together? Why’d you move? What’s the kitty’s name?

totally-an-autobot-clone:

spitshineandhammertime:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

It’s fascinating how small sparklings are. Knock Out has never had a chance to visit with one up close before. 

"All right.  And we’ll see if we can find the good doctor."  He set Jigsaw down and, since it seemed to be called for, took her hand.  "How old are you, Impact?"

*Even better! Impact keeps a firm grip on his hand and starts to skip for the door.*

I’m seven Earth years old! I had a birthday in February!

"Seven hundred?  Or just seven?"

Jigsaw is prancing alongside them.  As far as he’s concerned this is his ship.

Just seven! Did Trauma give you the kitty? He gave me one, too!

totally-an-autobot-clone:

spitshineandhammertime:

Yeah! I wanna see Teal’s ship! *And if they see him, she can tell him about how the chicks he gave her have become fantastic chickens.*

*She reaches up to hold his elbow, since his hands are busy.* Let’s go! Let’s go!

It’s fascinating how small sparklings are. Knock Out has never had a chance to visit with one up close before. 

"All right.  And we’ll see if we can find the good doctor."  He set Jigsaw down and, since it seemed to be called for, took her hand.  "How old are you, Impact?"

*Even better! Impact keeps a firm grip on his hand and starts to skip for the door.*

I’m seven Earth years old! I had a birthday in February!

codenamesilas:

*Guess who found the old virus file Soundwave gave her that makes it impossible to turn off this song until it’s played three times?*

Another one? He shouldn’t be surprised. But he’s figured out how to turn them off and-
Oh?
Wait, no. No, no, no, he had this working just a second ago. This shouldn’t be so difficult, they’re simple audio files; what is going on?
Kid, you are playing with fire.

*This kid is now determined to prove she’s not afraid of you. Fortunately, this is the only “proof” she intends to use.*

nellasaur:

geniuslevelhomosexual:

When the walls close in around me
When the ceiling’s caving in
When anxiety surrounds me
When my patience is wearing thin

Sometimes I drive to run from all my demons
Sometimes I drive so I can be alone
Sometimes I drive to see the world in a different light
Sometimes I drive for no reason at all

The open road unwinds before me
An onyx ribbon spreading out
No idea where I’ll be going
Sometimes the journey is what counts

whoa good song for him

*That’ll show him. She’s not scared of him. Daddy-not-Daddy said even she could squish him.*

Cookie’s getting fat.

*ping*

hogties-and-hammers:

spitshineandhammertime:

hogties-and-hammers:

{{Yeah?}}

*Her face squinched up at the thought of squelching humans. Hearing that story later sounded good.*

Bulkhead helped you?

Yeah, he did…

I got into some trouble with the fleshlings and Bulk was the one who helped get me out of it.

[One shoulder shrug] Green idiot had his uses, I guess.

*A sage nod.* That’s a good nemesis thing to do.

D’you know Miko? She’s Bulkhead’s human so we’re nemesises. It’s cool.